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Joke of the Day
"Anybody ever get paid to smuggle drugs in their butt? ... Cause it sounds like a dope ass job."
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"What kind of dog can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador."
"Yeah yeah ""Friends with Benefits"" are cool but have you tried ""Friends with Batteries""? Less drama!"
"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat."
"I'm going to write a book called ""stop obligatory dual language"" If no one buys it I'm going to study two languages."
"I wrote a poem about the NFL It has 32 offensive lines."
"lqod lu lls I lsn o u ppo I Read it upside down"
"What does a pig put on his cut? Oinkment"
"""we're out of bread"" ""ciabatta be kidding!"" [waiter takes out gun] ""make another bread pun and ur toast, pal... shit"" [i take out my gun]"