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Joke of the Day

"[at restaurant on 1st date pretending not to be an eel] Date: The wine is lovely great choice Me: *helplessly slips off chair*"

"All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite"

"Jesus said to Peter, ""Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."" Peter came fifth and won a toaster."

"Mack The Slice"

"Actually, conservation of angular momentum makes the world go 'round."

"Just finished a book about an immortal pet dog. I couldn't put it down."

"How often do chemists use HIO4? periodically"

"What is hot, carbon-dated and buried deep inside Georgia? Her geography teacher's cock."

"ATMs should have built in breathalyzers. I would save so much money"

"What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea? The South Will Rise Again"