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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!"

"Women always check me out. The cashiers at the grocery store are so nice."

"Old classic light bulb. How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb? depends on how many survivors there are. too soon."

"A young Bruce Wayne falls into a cave full of pugs. He later becomes Pugman and keeps the streets of Gotham clean and downright adorable."

"What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! Woof"

"An irishman walks out of a bar..."

"How many judges does it take to change a light bulb? Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it."

"An Iraqi father gave his daughter a new bag ... She said: ""thanks for the Baghdad"""

"Imagine falling in love with someone and finding out they raise their hand at the end of a long boring meeting to ask a question."

"I sex you, but I'm not 'in sex' with you."