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Joke of the Day
"My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization."
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"If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May Flowers bring? Genocide"
"What do you call a whore with a runny nose? Full."
"My phone didn't get a ring all day. . Then I forgot I had it in lebron mode."
"What's your body type? Mine is ""giant gummy bear."""
"They say eating when you're bored is one of the worst things you can do but I think shooting kangaroos is at least equally bad."
"How cold is it outside? It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"I'm pretty terrified of the possibility that you guys might crawl out of my phone like that girl in The Ring."
"FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses."
"*Date with a boy I dated when we went to kindergarden* *puts two big bowls of worms and mudwater on the table* Him-YUCK!!! Me-You've changed"