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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't India celebrate halloween? No Gandhi"
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"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."
"How is Hillary Clinton and a high class prostitute different? Rich people pay the prostitute to fuck them, they pay Hillary Clinton to fuck everyone else."
"Getting Old- It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker."
"""WATERMELON"" HAS 4 SYLLABLES. ""ILLUMINATI"" HAS 5 SYLLABLES. THAT'S PRETTY CLOSE. WATERMELON IS ILLUMINATI."
"My friends laughed at me when I said ""No homo."" Now I have to find some other way to scold my boyfriend."
"All the good ones are taken. All the funny ones are fat. All the smart ones are ugly. All the ones with all of the above are fictional."
"Did you hear about the guy who was caught having sex at Sea World? Apparently he did it on porpoise."
"How are black people similar to tornadoes? They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood."
"Is it possible to be bored to death? That all depends on the drill."