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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you last left him."
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"A funny thing to do when someone's dog barks at you is say, ""I don't speak dog,"" and then when they leave the room, speak dog fluently."
"Cheese and schizophrenia -Which cheese is schizophrenic? -Halloumi"
"What does Sonic say on Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""
"What did terrorists say in Paris? ""Charlie has been neutralised"""
"You're the bomb! A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."
"A burglar sneaking into a dentist clinic got caught by the late night guard. In panic, the burglar throws a tooth at the guard. He's been hit by He's been struck by A tooth criminal."
"100 Ways to contact me; 1. Call me. 2. Tweet me. 3. Txt me.... 95.Drums and smoke signals 100.Facebook"
"Me to Dr: I have no energy lately. Dr: you need to exercise more Me:... Dr:... Me: Let's start this again."
"Hush Puppies I felt like getting some Hush Puppies, but wanted something a bit more intense, so I went to the biker bar and ordered some Shut the Fuck Up Puppies"