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Joke of the Day

"A funny thing to do when someone's dog barks at you is say, ""I don't speak dog,"" and then when they leave the room, speak dog fluently."

"What are some funny offensive jokes? Title"

"Even if you don't pay, they'll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car."

"Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball."

"So I work in a Steak House and all the people there are really lazy So I must say after working there: That it's rare to see a job well done"

"The hole in the boat So two guys steal a boat and get drunk. Kane of them goes ""Hey, there is a hole in this boat"". The other says ""don't worry it's not ours""."

"Dad tells his son to vacuum *hears son lazily vacuuming * dad:do it properly, if I wanted to hear loud noises but nothing being done I'd go to a feminist rally"

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years.. ..then we met."

"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Cause you're Satan."

"For someone who said ""Correct me if I'm wrong..."" you seemed genuinely surprised and upset when I did."