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Joke of the Day
"Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road? No guts."
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"I'm a very old fashioned kind of guy (i'll kill you and steal your spices)"
"One day I bet bullets will be replaced by flowers, and guns will probably be replaced by something that fires flowers with deadly force."
"What happens if you feed Link some Speed? .... you get a Hyperlink ..."
"Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus, and unfortunately, so did my parents. #Christmas"
"HUNDRED DOLLAR IDEA: Go to an ATM. Withdraw $100."
"Im on a sea food diet if I seafood I eat it."
"So Nickelback is playing a flood relief concert for Alberta. Like those folks haven't suffered enough."
"A girl called me up, she said ""come over there's nobody home"" So I went over, but there was nobody home"
"Doc I keep throwing up Did u eat anything odd lately No What about that bottle youre holding labelled ""lizard juice"" You said eat, idiot"