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Joke of the Day
"Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road? No guts."
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"Girls think shrinkage is funny but I just think they're jealous, because the same principal does not apply to them."
"electricity is from electrons... morality from morons?"
"When someone says Jesus was a virgin ...I have to laugh. How about that one time he got nailed by a bunch of Romans?"
"In 4.5 billion years the sun will burn out but on the plus side no more sunset instagrams"
"How do you know if you have an underbite? When your eating pussy and it tastes like shit"
"You know what's odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."
"I have an earning disability."
"A guy walks into a building with his boss. Ouch. You'd think that at least one of them should have seen it. EDIT: A twist on the classic ""a guy walks into a bar"" joke."
"What did the hippie say about all of the math problems? They're all, like, equal to me..."