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Joke of the Day

"Girls think shrinkage is funny but I just think they're jealous, because the same principal does not apply to them."

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"For you Atlanta Ga folks Welcome to Decatur, where the men are men and so are the women. Welcome to Midtown, where the women are women and so are the men."
"In a parallel universe nobody can park."
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