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Joke of the Day
"I have an earning disability."
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"/r/jokes in a nutshell... Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine? It was selling coke."
"How do trees access the internet? They log on"
"A neutron walks into a bar and asks the barman ""hey how much for a drink?"" The barman replies ""For you, no charge"" Bazinga!"
"A girl told me her exact age."
"A programmers wife tells him to buy groceries She says buy bread, and if there are eggs get a dozen. He came home with twelve loaves of bread"
"When a Vietnamese person has the same first and last name... It's a Nguyen Nguyen situation."
"Just congratulated my ex on dating someone so young that her Throwback Thursday photos are just pictures of her pregnant mom. I'm a dream."
"Due to the impending snowstorm on the east coast The center for Global Warming research will be closed due to blizzard until further notice."
"World renowned cartoonist found dead in their home!! At the moment, details are sketchy..."