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Joke of the Day
"I know what cock your sister is sucking on now. KFC"
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"Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A bench can support a family"
"coworker: did you hear someone used all the charity money to buy snacks from the vending machine me: *laughing nervously* that's awful"
"Pro Tip: Don't EVER tell a 10yr old boy that you don't ""get"" X-Men. Because. They. Will. Explain. It."
"Everyone's switching from the iPhone 5 to the iPhone 6 for an extra inch ...I sure hope my girlfriend doesn't do the same."
"Every time I get a paper cut, I know somewhere a tree is laughing."
"What do you call a disabled Lego? An O."
"Are you from Iraq? Cause i wanna see you Baghdad ass up."
"Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes I'll save it for your tea."
"I made my girlfriend dinner to cheer her up after her abortion The selfish cow didn't even touch her king prawn in red wine sauce"