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Joke of the Day
"What's red and black and screaming all over? Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron."
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"me: what's ur favorite thing on the menu waiter: oh definitely the salmon me: oh yes ok i'll have the *orders something that is not salmon*"
"I just ran over a dog. At first I felt bad, but then I realized it was my Ex..."
"What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice."
"What's 12 inches long and snaps a cunt? A selfie stick"
"For those possibly wondering why the popularity of the emo movement disappeared If your social group is defined by a suicidal nature, don't expect it to last a long time"
"Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!"
"Today I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for bread They told me they had naan."
"I think when a transvestite goes missing their face should appear on a carton of half & half"
"""What goes down must come up."" -Sir Anorexic Newton"