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Joke of the Day

"I met a bisexual swing the other day It swung both ways."

"Donald Trump We all need a good laugh in this day and age. Here's to you!"

"It's spooky how many kids look like their owners."

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Donald Trump? Bill fucked fewer people in the Oval Office."

"How do you keep your dog young for longer? [Terrible OC] Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!"

"My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it."

"I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search, and now I don't have to go to family functions any more."

"Why do they build fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in"

"I rang up a local builder and said, ""I want a skip outside my house."" He said, ""I'm not stopping you."" **Tim Vine**"

"Thank God lent is over.... not using condoms was definitely getting nerve-wracking."