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Joke of the Day

"Do you remember blowing bubbles in the bathtub as a kid? Saw him the other day, told me to say hello!"

"Jesus was the original child star who fell in with the wrong crowd and died young."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clinton ! Clinton who ? Clinton your eye !"

"What sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mom. (Sorry if this has already been posted)"

"My wife says she's leaving me, because the beginnings of my jokes are becoming cliched and predictable..."

"""Sacre gray!"" - Colorblind French guy"

"What does a woman's A**hole do when she has an orgasm? He's at home watching the kids"

"Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit."

"What did the philosopher say to his coworker? ""Cleanup on the detergent aisle"""

"You're following a man who once stole someone's garbage can lid and used it as an umbrella. That's on you."