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Joke of the Day
"The 2016 presidential race Nuff said."
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"I hate when people read over my shoulder while I'm texting. 2 car lengths please Mr. Policeman."
"saw a chameleon today So it's safe to say it was a pretty shit chameleon"
"What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette? Yours."
"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting millions of illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan"
"My Utahn grandpa's favorite joke: why should you always bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer."
"What do the Welsh call safe sex? Spray painting the sheep that bite."
"I hear U.S military bases in the Middle East party hard. The soldiers there are always taking shots."
"What did the pony say after he coughed? ""Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."""
"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the paracetemol."