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Joke of the Day

"The 2016 presidential race Nuff said."

"Why are you all so excited it's Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes."

"When I was young, I used to think that wealth and power would bring me happiness. . . . I was right."

"Did you hear about the circus fire? ...it was intents!"

"Treat Two-faced people like mushrooms. Keep them in the dark and feed them shit."

"When I was younger, I was kicked out of the Boy Scouts I ate a Brownie."

"Why do walruses go to tupperware parties? They are always looking for a tight seal."

"What drove the British mystery fan insane? He lost his Marples."

"Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."

"What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team? The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts."