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Joke of the Day
"What did the pony say after he coughed? ""Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."""
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"LIKE if you've already broke one of your New Year's Resolutions."
"The worst part of going on a date with a guy I don't like is how my grandma always dies before our food gets there."
"Oh you wear sunglasses inside? lt must be sunny on planet cool."
"What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as? A completely rational fear."
"*knock knock* Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*."
"Have you ever noticed.... Political promises are usually in one year and out the other?"
"My To Do List: 1. Buy a flat screen TV. 2. Hang it on a wall. 3. Put a tub of boiling water under the TV 4. Watch ""The Ring"" and see tht bitch fall when she crawls outta my TV."
"I bought a thesaurus at a store today. Brought it home to find all the pages were blank... I have no words to describe how angry I am"
"According to Carl Jung, I should live life like a kleptomaniac hooker... ...and take things as they come."