176241

Joke of the Day

"My Utahn grandpa's favorite joke: why should you always bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer."

"If I got a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive .. .. I'd eventually be attractive."

"What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim!"

"How many women does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work."

"What's a Jewish Catch 22? Free Ham."

"My 95 year old grandpa was prescribed viagra... To stop him pissing on his slippers and rolling out of bed."

"Two white guys, Tyronne and D'Andre, walk into a bar... What? That could happen, you racist!"

"What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar."

"Thor, the god of Thunder, was riding on his filly ""I'm Thor!"" he cried. The horse replied, ""Then uthe a thaddle, thilly!"""

"Caller ID should be more specific. It should say things like, ""Needs to borrow money"" or ""Will whine about petty stuff""."