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Joke of the Day
"My phone is crap. I put it into airplane mode and threw it up in the air. Worst transformer ever."
Next Joke
"My boss told me she would screw me if I worked all the free overtime I possibly could."
"I like my women like I like my Christmas Ham... ...bone in."
"So a baby seal walks into a club I'll show myself out"
"What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar? a salad-manager"
"My son was really scared after swallowing some lego."
"""open up, this is the police!"" ""well, I've felt alone since my girlfriend left me, I'm sad all the time-"" ""no the door open up the door"""
"I can tell y'all this; it was no black man that came up with the name 'tea-bagging' for that shit. It'd have been something like 'ball-dunk'"
"Why were the other fish calling the shark gay? He swallowed all of the seamen."
"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog because he shuts up after you let him in."