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Joke of the Day
"My jokes are like my penis make feminists gag"
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"Why do pediatricians get so frustrated? They have very little patients."
"Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday."
"What do you call a North Korean Gorilla? King Kong Un (From my younger brother)."
"""Where do escalators come from?"" ""Well, when an Escalade and an alligator love each other very much..."""
"It's amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff."
"Hid my daughters ipod in my other daughters room cause they've been getting along lately and there's nothing on tv tonight."
"When I'm at a business dinner I pretend like I'm choking so I can chug my wine."
"What's grandma's favorite seasoning? Old Bae"
"What is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat? Wendy's"