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Joke of the Day
"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill? Walking...JK, Rolling!"
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"""Mary had a little lamb. had."" -wolf"
"After a dinner party ...while taking plates to the kitchen my guest asked if the dishwasher was dirty. I said no, I believe she showered before dinner."
"What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block."
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those that can count and those that can't"
"What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Get off me holmes"
"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? you: R? One might think it's the R, but really, it's the C."
"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards !!!"
"I just voted for Pluto to be a planet again."