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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Get off me holmes"
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"How do you tell... How do you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes!"
"Only 50 more days til we find out who's our next President! Last time I was nauseous 50 days straight, at least I got a baby out of it!"
"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed, the doctor is taking us out tonight!"
"I forgot my joke about a lollipop... I swear it was on the tip of my tongue!"
"Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter? Your ears stay warmer."
"Why can't you trust anything MATTER says? Because it makes up everything."
"What did one ocean say to the other? ""Check out this awesome plane I got! I hear Malaysian is a pretty rare brand."" ""Nah man, they aren't; I got one too."""
"TOO MUCH PROTEIN? No whey mate"
"How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian."