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Joke of the Day

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, except the letters are all arranged in flawless, perfect alphabetical order... AS THEY SHOULD BE."

"I love smiling at random people. Some of them smile back. Some of them get really creeped out, but that makes it worth it."

"What do you call Abe Lincoln having sex? The emancipator-procreator."

"Boss: ""Thanks for making me my coffee. You know what'd go well with this?"" Me: ""The antidote?"" Boss: ""No, a nice..Wait, what?"" Me: ""Nothing"""

"Here is a typical moroccan joke. A bald guy goes to the hamam... ...he slips and slips again."

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that I finally had to take his bike away."

"When does an Irish potato change nationality? When it's french fried."

"Why was the little mountain dying? Because he was terminally hill."

"He knows when you are sleeping He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good... Sounds like Santa's had Facebook way before us."

"What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog's penis have in common? Hogwarts."