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Joke of the Day

"""Mary had a little lamb. had."" -wolf"

"The stir fry chef had to make a difficult decision. He was between a wok and a hot plate."

"Do you know; what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake? Your MOUTH!"

"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a Six offender."

"Bought a receiver for 99.75 $ yesterday Got a quarter back"

"Rehab is for quitters, and Lindsay Lohan is no quitter."

"So an openly gay guy patronized a store in Indiana ."

"I'll believe self-help books work when I see a bunch of them on a sane person's bookshelf."

"When does a black person goes to school? When it's being built!"

"Why don't klansmen like to eat sushi? because that would be a case of rice mixing"