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Joke of the Day

"I'm sending a whole bunch of emails to random Nigerians letting them know they've won the Canadian lottery."

"What do you call a barn full of black people? Antique farm equipment."

"Where's the best place to weigh a pie? [*singing*] Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie."

"What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia? There is no lunch."

"What's the difference between Britain and Australia? When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse."

"Using spin moves while allowing an opponent's sword to narrowly miss your head forces them to add majestic layers and volume to your hair."

"Batman's parents....... or not. Guy: Hey, I just saw them. Batman: Who? Guy: Not your parents. Batman: Y U DO THIS??? Guy: Because they told me to. Batman: Who told you to? Guy: Not your parents."

"Girl, yo grammatical atrocities so huge, you need typosuction."

"Why did Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box. Badum tiss."

"What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? Wet noses"