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Joke of the Day

"Using spin moves while allowing an opponent's sword to narrowly miss your head forces them to add majestic layers and volume to your hair."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Easy, you just look for the fresh prints."

"Waiter there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !"

"Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft."

"My humor is so black... ...On a airport i got checked for Ebola 3 times"

"Why did the T-rex cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"The lesbian vampire Did you hear about the bar-hopping, lesbian vampire? Once a month, she goes to gay bars and drinks everyone under the table."

"Skateboarding has its pros and cons."

"I like my coffee like I like my girlfriend Not fucking my best friend STACY YOU WHORE!"

"Before the invention of the Internet, primitive humans had to Google stuff by waterboarding a librarian."