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Joke of the Day

"Batman's parents....... or not. Guy: Hey, I just saw them. Batman: Who? Guy: Not your parents. Batman: Y U DO THIS??? Guy: Because they told me to. Batman: Who told you to? Guy: Not your parents."

"Did you hear about the antennas that got married? The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two. The tricky part is getting them in there."

"I like my women like I like my Africa Undeveloped"

"People often ask me if weed hurts memory I'd tell them but i don't remember."

"Took a nap. Think the nap store manager saw me take it. Freaking out."

"What did the Arab land his 747? The tarmac, you racist."

"I finally figured out why Donald Trump married Melania... ...she came from ***YUUUUUUUUUUUUG***oslavia. ~~(thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week)~~"

"How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out."

"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids were nothing to look at either."