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Joke of the Day

"My black friend asked me where to find the color copier I said it's 2015 and he can use whatever copier he wants to"

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"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a licensed six offender."
"Little monster: Mom why can't we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking more eating please."
"whats the difference between Court and Supreme Court? Supreme Court comes with sour cream and guac."
"[Sahara desert] Me: *shares canteen* Companion: *holds it to his mouth but nothing comes out* Me: it's ketchup, you have to wait a bit."
"Why do women make such great plumbers? They like to bring up shit from the past."
"China always cheat in the Olympics They always use the same person for every sport"
"What's another name for a dictator? Penis potato"
"What did one autumn leaf say to another? I'm falling for you."
"I want a sandwich in the streets and a sandwich in the sheets."