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Joke of the Day

"Little monster: Mom why can't we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking more eating please."

"(-1) 23 and it was delicious."

"What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? ""Robin, get in the car."""

"painting Painting is the second thing in the world that requires hand and imagination simultaneously"

"What's does a black man have in common with a tornado? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood"

"What's the best dating service in India? Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)"

"What's your favorite terraria boss? Mine is the enderdragon"

"Sky TV 'Fluid Viewing' I thought this meant they were now streaming PornHub"

"I'm sorry you're breaking up [static sound] I'm about to go through a tunnel. Dad, we're right in front of you Uh..... go ask your mom."

"My wife says she's leaving me, because the beginnings of my jokes are becoming cliched and predictable..."