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Joke of the Day
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a licensed six offender."
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"For just 2 quarters a day, you can send 2 quarters a day to African children. African children love collecting quarters."
"What's worse than passing out and waking up after a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."
"What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions? A pasta free."
"What's the second fastest thing in the world? Your butthole closing up after a poop. What's the first fastest thing in the world? That one drop of toilet water."
"I should write a personal apology to the employees of the sewage treatment plant for what I just sent them."
"What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old boy in my basement."
"What did the Wife-DNA say to the Husband-DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?"
"I hate all 1970's female solo artists What a bunch of pre-madonnas"
"What kind of phone does The Flash use? Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash"