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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well."

"never hit a guy with glasses... hit him with a brick"

"Fart when people hug you...it makes them feel strong."

"I wonder if dog's had facebook, would they put our picture as their profile picture."

"It feels like every time I look at the time it's 9:11 I hope this doesn't get me on a watch list."

"Calm down white moms on dish detergent commercials, no wife is EVER that excited about dishes. Ever."

"Incest Fun for the whole family (probably a repost)"

"So i stole this joke from I Love Lucy, So a woman walks into a restaurant The woman says to the waiter, ""Two pork chops, and make them lean."" And the waiter says, ""Yes, ma'am. Which way?"""

"When I get caught smoking in a restaurant, I pretend I'm blind and tell them the cigarette is my seeing eye dog."

"Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?"