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Joke of the Day

"Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit"

"My girlfriend said she was sick of me pretending to be a detective... ...and that ""we should split up"" ""Good idea"", I said, ""that way we can cover more ground"""

"If there's one thing that I've learned it's, that I should have learned way more than one thing."

"What do you call a sexually active Buffalo? Horny."

"A new study found that 12 percent of married adults met their spouses online.The other 88 percent met somebody else's spouse online"

"If you love a woman, you shouldn't be ashamed to show her to your wife."

"My girlfriend isn't a cunt She's not that deep or warm"

"Joined a gym once. 12 bystanders were injured. So much blood. 2 people renounced their faith. At night I still hear the treadmill screaming."

"Shouting ""put your hands in the air like you just don't care!"" is a fun way to bring a party atmosphere to a bank robbery."

"My friend wrote a crossover of Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider It was good, General Lee speaking."