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Joke of the Day
"What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough."
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"I was recently asked about my views on euthanasia. I said they all look the same to me."
"Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes? Because he hated the Bu shuo!"
"revolting SERVANT: Ms. Pao, the Redditors are revolting! PAO: Well, you're not so pretty yourself..."
"If my doctor ever tells me I have three months to live, I'll probably pick December, January and July."
"""What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?"" Officer, ""Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."""
"Me and my wife are into S&M. She sleeps and I masturbate."
"The only thing more predictable than the conspiracy theories is some people's inability to distinguish Indonesia from Malaysia. #AirAsia"
"I asked my secretary if she new the difference between a blow job and lunch she said no, so I offer to take her out to ""lunch""."
"I forgot the word ""torch"" earlier today so I googled ""fire on a stick."" I have two degrees in English."