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Joke of the Day
"where do sperm go when they die? The sementery."
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"What is the most successful spinoff ever made? The Bible"
"I refer to ""porno"" movies as ""regular"" movies not ""adult"" movies. And I refer to non-porno movies as ""Christian kids"" films."
"""50 Cent for 2Pacs of Eminems!? That's Ludacris!"""
"What's the worst aspect about Calculus teachers? They always go off on tangents in class."
"Why did D.R.E. call his headphones Beats? He named them after his favorite father-son activity."
"Stevie Wonder got a cheesegrater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he's ever read."
"What did the woodworm say to the chair ? It's been nice gnawing you !"
"China Joke So I was walking around the other day and I saw a Chinese guy fall out of a 2nd story window. I ran up and in English yelled, ""Are you ok?!?"" He replied, ""I am fine, thank you, and you?"""
"Somewhere, someplace, there's a hole in the world & inside it there's a bunch of gremlins hoarding the 50,000 lighters I can't find."