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Joke of the Day
"where do sperm go when they die? The sementery."
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"""Body of Christ."" ""Why thank you, I HAVE been working out."""
"Add a word to ruin a movie name: 1- Batman begins...School 2- Charlottes web ... cam 3- the birds...pop 4- Jennifer's body...so hot 5- The cousin's...password"
"Q: Do you know about the book about copyright infringement? A: It had legal binding."
"Is the word ""necessarily"" exclusively proceeded by the word ""not""? Not necessarily."
"What's the shittiest dog race? The poo-dle! I'll be seeing myself out :/"
"I was once called a racist for saying black paint Apparently the correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence."""
"Is light a wave or a particle? Yes"
"I told my wife I was going to the toilet. She said, ""Don't forget to spray."" Now there's piss everywhere."
"I introduced my ex girlfriend to a buddy who has epilepsy She was always saying she loved vibrators."