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Joke of the Day

"Young Charlie to dentist's sexy chariside assistant ""Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?"". The lady replied ""No but I'll straighten anyone's teeth """

"""I live my life .402 kilometers at a time, chap"" - Fast and Furious 7: Now We're British"

"What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts? Drops it like it's hot."

"What is Mario's favorite search browser? YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)"

"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."

"""To infinity (bed, bath) and beyond!"" - Buzz Lightyear settles down"

"How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't, it was just an Aleutian."

"What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak? *Rush*ian!"

"Woke up and saw my shadow and it looked fat. Six more weeks of self-loathing."

"A tried to take a photo of the fog last night. I mist."