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Joke of the Day
"What is Mario's favorite search browser? YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)"
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"*interrupts friends* ""u gotta hear this tweet..Ok.."" *realizes tweet starts with 'action asterisks' & doesnt know how to read that out loud*"
"Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player? Because love means nothing to them!"
"A redditor walks into a reddit restaurant Sorry, all our servers are busy, please come back in a minute."
"In a primary school... The teacher asks students to draw female reproductive system. A girl in the class puts her head down out of shyness. A boy looks at her and exclaims ""Ma'am she's copying!""."
"What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? 'Ell if I know!"
"Hello, Mr. Bond. *shuffles UNO cards* I've been expecting you. *sinks into bean bag chair*"
"I saw a fat lady accidentally sit on a phone today I guess you could call that a booty call..."
"If a child molester and an illegal immigrant get in a fight... Is it Alien vs. Predator?"
"Nickelback jokes are the Nickelback of jokes."