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Joke of the Day

"A tried to take a photo of the fog last night. I mist."

"Wanna hear a rape joke? No? That's what she said."

"Today is national dog day and women's equality day... It's national bitch day. /r/showerthoughts did not appreciate this. Maybe you guys will."

"Which is Reddit's favourite element? M'lybdenum."

"What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee? Urine trouble!"

"I like jury duty because it's a fun reminder that one day my life could be in the hands of a guy wearing Velcro shoes."

"The Gay Magician Hey, Did you hear about the gay magician?........... He pulled a rabbit out of his ass!"

"Why did the student fail his physics test? He didn't understand the gravity of the situation."

"What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk? Hae girl Hae"

"There's no police in Canda... If your car is faster than a moose"