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Joke of the Day
"China has a Great Wall And they have barely any Mexicans"
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"*Ghost snatches phone from me* ""Who you gonna call now?"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ? Biro light of the moon !"
"When an unattractive woman in a bar asks me my sign I tell her ""Stop."""
"What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping then it goes pong."
"""Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!"" *A long strand of smelly hair falls out the tower* ""Screw this!"""
"Girls dont dress up to impress guys. We dress up to impress other girls. If we wanted to impress guys we would just run around naked all day"
"Where does a wealthy lady reside? A womansion"
"I hate it when my girlfriend tells me she's about to come I have shitty cellphone reception."
"You should never criticize a Muslim... until you've walked a mile in their suicide vest."