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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like my coffee. Ground up in a bag."
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"A horse walks into a bar The bartender says why the long face. The horse says ""I finally realise that my alcoholism is driving my family apart"""
"What is a Canadian's favorite board game? Sorry!"
"If people smoke cigarettes, what do fish smoke? Seaweed"
"From now on when people forcefully show me pictures of their baby, I'm simply going to reply, ""Hmm... I've seen better."""
"JKLMNOPQRST That's all that stands between U and I :)"
"What do boats and fourier transforms have in common? Both sinc when rect."
"What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball team."
"googling ways to dispose of a body,mostly to freak out the douche behind me who keeps staring at my laptop screen"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get some chicks. (nephew made this joke, he's 5 years old :o)"