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Joke of the Day

"I consider it a personal victory everytime that I don't ask a person wearing a leg cast if they've broken their leg."

"what gets wet as it dries? your sister"

"I know 25 letters of the alphabet really well... ...I don't know why."

"A table walks into a bar and says... Drinks are on me!"

"I've been a right-leaning man for most of my life Fuck scoliosis."

"Making people uncomfortable & upset really gives me the most happiness in life . Above all else , I hope to make you feel wrong"

"No wonder Satan hates humanity... We draw him as the ugliest goat alive"

"Why are libraries so strict? Because they have to go by the book."

"I took a picture of the fog with my new iPhone 7.... iMist"

"She can argue for 4 hours straight... but ten minutes into a blowjob and her jaw hurts."