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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Mexican and Donald Trump wouldn't allow it to cross the border."

"Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any."

"Why do french doctors always book followup appointments? Because they have a knack for retreat-ing"

"in case you're wondering I don't want to be buried in any of the cemeteries near my house Since I'm not dead yet."

"Did you know that protons have mass? >Yes Well I didn't even know they were Catholic!"

"I think my cat might be a communist... Mao...Mao...Mao...Mao..."

"Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags? So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop."

"When and where do chemists have sex? Periodically, on the table."

"Just another Saturday night at home alternating between sweet and salty snacks until I disgust myself enough to go to bed."

"I was in a bad place when my girlfriend broke up with me. A brothel."