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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Mexican and Donald Trump wouldn't allow it to cross the border."

"What sound does a frog make while jacking off? Rubbit Rubbit"

"What's the difference between a cow and The Bible? You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years."

"Why don't pedophiles ever win marathons? They're always coming in a little behind."

"How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Turn it over."

"How do blind people sign contracts? On the dotted line."

"Coming up to the anniversary of 9/11 a reminder, that jokes about this tragedy are plane wrong."

"""guns don't kill people, guns CREATE people!"" *fires 10 newborn babies out of a bazooka*"

"""What's that?"" I call it a 'knife' ""Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"" Gregory, I am about to blow your mind"

"My mother-in-law's coming,,,,, I had to clear out half my closet so she has a place to hang upside down and sleep"