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Joke of the Day

"Two cannibals are enjoying dinner. One compliments the other, ""I say, Bill, your wife really makes a great meal."""

"Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? If they had 4 it would be a chicken sedan."

"You're mom is so poor... that if someone gave her the finger. She'd say thank you."

"If asked 'Whats up?' respond 'An animated film about the journey of a boy & an old man' then wink & fly away carried by hundreds of balloons"

"Me: What's with the look? Hub: How would you like a full-service massage? Me: I would, but will you and the kids be okay while I'm gone?"

"Justin Bieber just compared himself to Kurt Cobain. When Kurt Cobain finds out, he's totally going to kill himself."

"How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on which method you try...."

"Being asked if you've read 50 Shades of Grey is like being asked if you've had steak at Applebees. You do know there's actual steakhouses?"

"I don't have a Fitbit. But I have a couple of fat bits."

"I once went to Africa, all the girls there were a perfect 10..... ...on the BMI scale"