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Joke of the Day
"be careful if you wear the same clothes everyday you'll turn into a cartoon character"
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"America is still a British colony In England we speak English In France we speak French In Germany we speak German In China we speak Chinese In America we speak English *drops mic and leaves*"
"Today is ""Jamaican hair day"" at work. I'm dreading it."
"What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring? Panda-monium."
"*bakes 12 cookies* *waits for family to come home* *eats 12* *family arrives* 5 year old: ""I SMELL COOKIES!"" ""Weird! Here's a salad."""
"Using a macbook is like making love to a woman There are so many things to do with your fingers, but none of them work."
"What's 11q minus 1q? You're welcome."
"What did Descartes say while shopping online? I think therefore I Amazon"
"What's the difference between your girlfriend's yeast infection and the brand of peanut butter your Mom used? The peanut butter was easier to get off the roof of your mouth ..."