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Joke of the Day

"My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed. It may sound far-fetched but it's true. I watched it all unfold."

"[Request] Jokes about the Eurozone crisis, Greek debt etc Anyone got any good ones?"

"I've had the clap so much that it's turning into applause."

"Waiter this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir thats because it was only ground this morning."

"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"

"If my African American father had an Asian name It would be So Long"

"Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6 million Jews toast"

"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain"

"I wish I could be like my cable company's customer service line and make people press 37 different numbers before they can talk to me."

"Everyone's switching from the iPhone 5 to the iPhone 6 for an extra inch ...I sure hope my girlfriend doesn't do the same."