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Joke of the Day

"Some people think that the way to a Mans Heart is through his Stomach... ...I think they're aiming a little high."

"Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?"

"Girl called me the other day and said: 'Come on over, nobody's home' I went over, nobody was home."

"My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it."

"Other silverware probably hates the large spoon that wears skinny jeans, Keds, and thick rimmed glasses. Nobody likes a hipstirrer."

"I just want a car with pop-up headlights. Do they still make those? Love would be good too."

"Give a dad a fish and save him a trip to Costco. Teach a dad to fish and you can throw wild parties while he's away on fishing weekends."

"Told my black co-worker that I'm avoiding Africans at the airport this weekend. His response: ""I'm avoiding them everywhere!"""

"Do you avoid clickbait properly? You don't"

"Did you know that the Supreme Court is just a regular court with sour cream?"