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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bike not go to the gym? BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D"

"Q: What was Bob the Builder called after he retired? A: Bob."

"What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday? ""You have to love easter, baby."" (OC)"

"Did you know - what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake ? Your MOUTH !!"

"If you're going to attack me in an @, you better be prepared to give me like three hours or so to think of a good comeback."

"I don't know why people always make such a fuss about how much a newborn weighs. It's a baby, not a stash of cocaine."

"What do you call a group of Combi's? A Combi nation!"

"What's the best think about leaving California? No more Mexican food and anal sex on Tuesdays."

"Bill Gates be like: Hi,my name is Bill Gates, Let me teach you how to count: 1, 2, 3, 95, NT, 200, XP, VISTA, 7, 8, 10 Now give me money."

"Man sentenced to five years for masturbating with soap in public. Came clean in court."