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Joke of the Day
"""Blow me."" -Soup."
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"I just left my job... Me: I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. Friend: What did he say? Me: ""You're fired""."
"I didn't like my haircut at first, but it grew on me."
"I eat children for a living You what? I said I feed children Oh haha thought you sa- TO MY MOUTH"
"Chuck Norris already counted up to the infinite... Two times."
"Why are blood bank workers so good at correcting spelling mistakes? Because they see typos every day."
"Did You Know Willie Nelson Just Died? He was playing On The Road Again."
"When I have a daughter I'm naming her Leroy. No guy will ever say ""Yo bro I hooked up with Leroy last night"" how would that sound?"
"Why don't women have men's brains?Because they don't have penises to put them in."
"I dressed up as a coprophiliac Taurus to the Halloween party, but got kicked out because apparently it was ""indecent."" Bull-fucking-shit."