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Joke of the Day

"I'm ok with it if my son decides he wants Crocs. He has peanut allergy, so it's not like people will hate him more than they already do."

"Texting for beginners: STFU = Shut the fuck up. LOL = Shut the fuck up. LMAO = Shut the fuck up. ROFL = Shut the fuck up."

"Hip,hop da hippie, hip hip ya hop don't stop the drop da bang bang boogie.... I'm Drunk"

"I met my wife online. It was love at first site."

"As a large adult male I think I could probably last at least 30 seconds with Rhonda Rousey But probably less than 10 seconds in a fight against her."

"China are probably making all the medals anyway."

"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken."

"When taking the SAT, write ""Chuck Norris"" for every answer. You will score over 8000."

"They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a massive disappointment."

"There are two types of people in the world. Those that categorize people into two types and those who don't."