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Joke of the Day

"As a large adult male I think I could probably last at least 30 seconds with Rhonda Rousey But probably less than 10 seconds in a fight against her."

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"How does a Trumpie become a smooth talker? Takes a laxative."

"Why did Bin Laden stop having sex? Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush."

"Can't believe I've already spent $500 on mayonnaise this year."

"Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name? 1 for 2008, 1 for 2016"

"What is the first thing men newborns do before first breath? Give head to their mom"

"What's the difference between a white woman and a tampon? They're both stuck up cunts."

"Got passed by a guy with a ponytail riding a moped so no I'm not ok."

"What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset? The variables aren't necessarily related."