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Joke of the Day
"Hip,hop da hippie, hip hip ya hop don't stop the drop da bang bang boogie.... I'm Drunk"
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"You know your girlfriend is too young when... ... you still have to make the airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth."
"This lesbian couple I'm friends with couldn't afford the double-headed dildo they wanted. They're really struggling to make ends meet."
"[interview] ""Says here, you like to master debate in your free time?"" ""Yeah, sorry, that's a typo"""
"Chief cop: ""This might be racially motivated."" Ian: ""Hate crime?"" Chief cop: ""We all hate crime, Ian. That's why we are cops."""
"Yo guys, does it smell like updog in here to you?"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Flat out racism."
"As an adult, it's exciting to know that I'll soon be old enough to play a high school student on ABC Family."
"Either my cat is speaking English or that was not a vitamin I took...."
"What do boats and fourier transforms have in common? Both sinc when rect."