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Joke of the Day
"Hip,hop da hippie, hip hip ya hop don't stop the drop da bang bang boogie.... I'm Drunk"
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"A blonde and a brunette are exchanging wild stories... Brunette: ""have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" Blonde: *ponders for a moment* ""No but I've been swung around by the tits before!"""
"a baby seal walks into a club.."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."
"My doctor wasn't amused when he asked how much I weighed and I said One hundred and fat"
"Joseph Smith sold so many copies of the Book of Mormon That they made him a prophet."
"Whenever I reach 88 mph in my car, I always make a Back to the Future time traveling sound effect inside my head... ...and that's usually followed by a police siren sound effect outside my car."
"I got arrested for sexually assaulting my teacher I was homeschooled"
"Why did 6 wanna fuck 7? Cus 7 8 ass."
"My doctor sang this to me at my birthday ""Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You have terminal cancer. Your family'll miss you"""