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Joke of the Day
"I wish i was Batman Because my parents would be dead."
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"What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions? Dreamcatchers"
"BABY BOSS: we need to talk about your work ethic ME: *covers face with hands* BABY BOSS: oh guess he's out for lunch. I'll talk to him later"
"If you've ever accidentally stepped on a cat's tail, you've seen my wife's sex face."
"What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face? Chicken Caesar salad."
"If you love someone, set them free. If you hate someone, set them on fire."
"What's the difference between a Piano and a Fish? You can tune a piano but you can't Tuna Fish!"
"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? ... There was nothing left but de Brie."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Hell-if-I-know"